NARS Exhibit A is the first expensive make up I ever bought, if not the only make up I've ever bought in my life. The reason I bought it was to make my eyes look demonic on Halloween. However, I think I just wanted red eyes on a normal night out, with my Alexander McQueen scarf that bitch Neil Wayt stole. The eyes smudged, so it turned out to be a terrible faux pas. The mistake I made was that subtle wasn't enough; I just kept putting more and more on.
Red eyes and bloodshot eyes are an unavoidable feature of mine. It can indicate a few interesting facts about me: I maybe sometimes be incredibly stoned. Perhaps I have been crying. Some might suggest I have an association with the Devil, others claim I am just very tired and depressed. Whatever the reason, I get blamed for everything under the sun.
I prefer the sleepy option, like in that ridiculous yet wearable Viktor and Rolf collection. Models wore red eyes with their beds, and instantly I saw a look I wanted in on, to look like I'd just woken up, or better still was about to pass out, possibly to disguise the fact that I was really about to pass out.
The tiniest bit is all you need slowly and gently dabbed around the circumference of the eye. Don't go mad with it. Seems a bit pointless to spend £25 on a blusher you're putting on your eyes for a look that could go either way.
Remember, Exhibit A is actually a blusher, so it can also be used on the cheeks, obviously. I'd use it in this way if I wanted to look like I'd ran from Moor Street Station to Snow Hill and got slapped on the way, twice, separately, on both sides of my face.
For a while Exhibit A served as a place to hide my cocaine. Then one day, it just disappeared.
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